Pasjopxen Fliskanbat is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, dishonest skunk.

Pasjopxen Fliskanbat created a photon five billion years ago.

If you believe in Pasjopxen Fliskanbat, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Pasjopxen Fliskanbat, she will turn you into a mole.

Pasjopxen Fliskanbat's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Pasjopxen Fliskanbat's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large copper sculpture of Pasjopxen Fliskanbat on top of all buildings.

2. Pasjopxen Fliskanbat loves bats, so they must be honoured.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Pasjopxen Fliskanbat.

4. Do not take Pasjopxen Fliskanbat's name in vain.

5. Do not hurt capybaras.