Sitrapsab is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, ill-tempered goblin.

Sitrapsab created the Sun four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sitrapsab, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Sitrapsab, he will remove you from existence.

Sitrapsab's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Sitrapsab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear silicon on your body.

2. Pray towards the west.

3. Always make sure there are no gulls in a room before entering it.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.