Tannulbotbarn is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, happy hummingbird.

Tannulbotbarn created the Virgo Supercluster five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tannulbotbarn, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Tannulbotbarn, she will turn you into a goat.

Tannulbotbarn's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Tannulbotbarn's Holy Commandments

1. Erect five tin sculptures of Tannulbotbarn on top of important buildings.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Tannulbotbarn must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.