Canarpcip is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, awe-inspiring wombat.

Canarpcip created dark energy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Canarpcip, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Canarpcip, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Canarpcip's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Canarpcip's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Never think about nebulae.

4. Never mention seals.

5. Never talk about asteroids.