Wipdapqueeg is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, grumpy deer.

Wipdapqueeg created the planet Saturn two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wipdapqueeg, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Wipdapqueeg, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Wipdapqueeg's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Wipdapqueeg's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured sharks.

2. Always help sick cats.

3. Retreat if nine gulls approach from the east.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Do not hurt mites.