Sidyokbimsit Migkapvig is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, competent whale.

Sidyokbimsit Migkapvig created the planet Earth seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sidyokbimsit Migkapvig, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Sidyokbimsit Migkapvig, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Sidyokbimsit Migkapvig's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Sidyokbimsit Migkapvig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Sidyokbimsit Migkapvig loves tapirs, so they must be respected.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.