Sakhimtun is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, almighty dugong.

Sakhimtun created a photon three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sakhimtun, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Sakhimtun, she will destroy your home planet.

Sakhimtun's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Sakhimtun's Holy Commandments

1. Never run in holy places.

2. Always make sure there are no frogs in a building before entering it.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Pray towards the east.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.