Bonknangep Cussdub is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, uncaring pigeon.

Bonknangep Cussdub created snails two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bonknangep Cussdub, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Bonknangep Cussdub, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Bonknangep Cussdub's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Bonknangep Cussdub's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured manatees.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Never think ill of sick snakes.

4. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.