Dinwitbess is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, compassionate shrew.

Dinwitbess created the planet Earth nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dinwitbess, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Dinwitbess, he will turn you into a plant.

Dinwitbess' most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Dinwitbess' Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Never skip in the presence of shrews.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Never hurt foxes.

5. Do not cook food in pots.