Sagsomtarp is a god.

It takes the form of a large, self-confident hedgehog.

Sagsomtarp created light three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sagsomtarp, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Sagsomtarp, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Sagsomtarp's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Sagsomtarp's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no snails in a room before entering it.

2. Always help mites in need.

3. Always obey Sagsomtarp's priests.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Never sing near tortoises.