Madzancit is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, witty swan.

Madzancit created the Sol system eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Madzancit, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Madzancit, it will manifest in front of you.

Madzancit's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Madzancit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Do not wear gray clothing.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Never go into black rooms.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Madzancit.