Titnabmin is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, unthinking mink.

Titnabmin created bats twelve years ago.

If you believe in Titnabmin, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Titnabmin, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Titnabmin's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Titnabmin's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Titnabmin.

2. Never skip near mice.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Titnabmin.