Gessmobzogxem is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, temperamental tortoise.

Gessmobzogxem created an electron eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gessmobzogxem, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Gessmobzogxem, she will turn you into a plant.

Gessmobzogxem's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Gessmobzogxem's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Never write about amino acids.

3. Never wear green stockings.

4. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

5. Never think about black holes.