Sawlatham is a god.

She takes the form of a large, sage chinchilla.

Sawlatham created carbon two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sawlatham, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Sawlatham, she will be very sad.

Sawlatham's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Sawlatham's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about comets.

2. Worship no other gods but Sawlatham.

3. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

4. Never sing in the presence of hamsters.

5. Feed all hungry goats.