Raptarpmobarf is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, impressive dove.

Raptarpmobarf created a quark six million years ago.

If you believe in Raptarpmobarf, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Raptarpmobarf, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Raptarpmobarf's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Raptarpmobarf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Always look after injured cats.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Never mention sheep.

5. Always treat moths with great respect.