Capjambog is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, unsympathetic monkey.

Capjambog created the planet Venus four years ago.

If you believe in Capjambog, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Capjambog, he will curse you with boils.

Capjambog's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Capjambog's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate dogs.

2. Run away if four voles approach from the east.

3. Do not drink water in purple rooms.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Always stare at clouds.