Danpomwip is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, all-powerful cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Danpomwip created the Virgo Supercluster four years ago.

If you believe in Danpomwip, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Danpomwip, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Danpomwip's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Danpomwip's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Danpomwip's priests.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Danpomwip.

3. Erect seven nickel sculptures of Danpomwip on top of important buildings.

4. Do not run in public.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.