Nib is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, omniscient newt.

Nib created a bottom quark seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nib, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Nib, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Nib's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Nib's Holy Commandments

1. Never skip in the presence of seals.

2. Always wear indigo.

3. Always make sure there are no porpoises in a building before entering it.

4. Pray towards the west.

5. Never jump in holy places.