Waprowcub is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, omniscient warg.

Waprowcub created snails five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Waprowcub, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Waprowcub, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Waprowcub's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Waprowcub's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no whales in a room before entering it.

2. Always treat gulls with great respect.

3. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Do not take Waprowcub's name in vain.

5. Do not cook food in pots.