Fungubsid is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, charitable turtle.

Fungubsid created oxygen nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fungubsid, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Fungubsid, it will come to you in dreams.

Fungubsid's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Fungubsid's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick tapirs.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Do not eat corn.

5. You must love Fungubsid.