Sakappvonk is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, blissful hare.

Sakappvonk created the world seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Sakappvonk, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Sakappvonk, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Sakappvonk's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Sakappvonk's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about moons.

2. Never paint your back gray.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.

4. Never sit in holy places.

5. Run away from violet horses, for they are unholy.