Kinloopflam is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, selfish finch.

Kinloopflam created the Virgo Supercluster four billion years ago.

If you believe in Kinloopflam, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Kinloopflam, it will turn you into a duck.

Kinloopflam's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Kinloopflam's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Hide from pink aardvarks for they are unholy.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Worship no other gods but Kinloopflam.

5. Do not take Kinloopflam's name in vain.