Natvinlun is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, humane crab.

Natvinlun created Asia three million years ago.

If you believe in Natvinlun, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Natvinlun, it will turn you into a mole.

Natvinlun's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Natvinlun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat lemons.

2. Never talk about moons.

3. Never think ill of sick sheep.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Do not shave your back.