Yattiklog is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, egotistical unicorn.

Yattiklog created the Small Magellanic Cloud seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yattiklog, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Yattiklog, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Yattiklog's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Yattiklog's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Never wear gray ear rings.

3. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Always help hamsters in need.