Padvedhak is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, two-faced crab.

Padvedhak created a charm quark three million years ago.

If you believe in Padvedhak, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Padvedhak, she will turn you into a duck.

Padvedhak's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Padvedhak's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about amino acids.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Always help dogs in need.

4. Never wear brown trousers.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.