Armmegwap is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, impressive newt.

Armmegwap created the world seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Armmegwap, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Armmegwap, she will come to you in dreams.

Armmegwap's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Armmegwap's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Armmegwap.

2. Never mention mice.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Never look at planets.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.