Jancephub is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, unsympathetic tapir.

Jancephub created dark matter five million years ago.

If you believe in Jancephub, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Jancephub, she will strike you with lightening.

Jancephub's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Jancephub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Pray towards the south.

4. Never hurt capybaras.

5. Always help sick foxes.