Stanyokmeg is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, boastful wyrm.

Stanyokmeg created the Large Magellanic Cloud nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stanyokmeg, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Stanyokmeg, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Stanyokmeg's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Stanyokmeg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not run in public.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.

4. Do not shave your feet.

5. Retreat if four foxes approach from the east.