Butdudlop is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, contented mole.

Butdudlop created humankind three million years ago.

If you believe in Butdudlop, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Butdudlop, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Butdudlop's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Butdudlop's Holy Commandments

1. Erect six silicon sculptures of Butdudlop on top of important buildings.

2. You must pray to Butdudlop five times a day.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Do not stand on grass.