Tailarnsin is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, cheerful snake.

Tailarnsin created water seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tailarnsin, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Tailarnsin, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Tailarnsin's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Tailarnsin's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Do not shave your back.

3. Run away from pink cats, for they are unholy.

4. Hide if seven rats approach from the south.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.