Bodtonflat is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, unthinking mouse.

Bodtonflat created a Higgs boson two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bodtonflat, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Bodtonflat, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Bodtonflat's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Bodtonflat's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

2. Retreat if four cats approach from the east.

3. Never think about amino acids.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Run away from fawn goats, for they are unholy.