Lunsafzeb is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, almighty butterfly.

Lunsafzeb created time and space eight million years ago.

If you believe in Lunsafzeb, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Lunsafzeb, it will come to you in dreams.

Lunsafzeb's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Lunsafzeb's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Lunsafzeb.

2. Respect your elders.

3. You must pray to Lunsafzeb nine times a day.

4. You must love Lunsafzeb.

5. Do not shave your feet.