Yongutfit is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, prudent clam.

Yongutfit created the Sun nine million years ago.

If you believe in Yongutfit, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Yongutfit, she will throw large rocks at you.

Yongutfit's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Yongutfit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Never write about comets.