Gomfarnhas is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, flying ant.

Gomfarnhas created the planet Jupiter five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gomfarnhas, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Gomfarnhas, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Gomfarnhas' most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Gomfarnhas' Holy Commandments

1. Gomfarnhas loves dogs, so they must be respected.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Always help sick whales.

4. Always make sure there are no geese in a room before entering it.

5. You must pray to Gomfarnhas four times a day.