Hadligzass is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, tranquil whale.

Hadligzass created the planet Mars nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hadligzass, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Hadligzass, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Hadligzass' most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Hadligzass' Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about snakes.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Always help sick frogs.

4. Never look at nebulae.

5. Do not trade with those who eat cucumbers.