Dinjabpan is a god.

He takes the form of a small, smart toad.

Dinjabpan created a bottom quark seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dinjabpan, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Dinjabpan, he will send minions to preach to you.

Dinjabpan's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Dinjabpan's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Always help porpoises.

3. Never hurt goats.

4. You must love Dinjabpan.

5. Fast once a month.