Gebloopdun is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, witless jackal.

Gebloopdun created carbon two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gebloopdun, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Gebloopdun, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Gebloopdun's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Gebloopdun's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Never talk about moths.

3. Never wear rings.

4. Hide if four otters approach from the west.

5. Never think ill of sick nematodes.