Sisbedbonk is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, flying hyena.

Sisbedbonk created parasitic wasps six million years ago.

If you believe in Sisbedbonk, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Sisbedbonk, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Sisbedbonk's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Sisbedbonk's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Sisbedbonk loves goats, so they must be honoured.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.