Nabkarvil is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, omnipotent finch.

Nabkarvil created Mount Everest twelve years ago.

If you believe in Nabkarvil, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Nabkarvil, he will laugh at you.

Nabkarvil's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Nabkarvil's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Sharks are not to be trusted.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Run away if four cats approach from the west.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.