Dusslaghivzass is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, egotistical chinchilla.

Dusslaghivzass created life four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dusslaghivzass, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Dusslaghivzass, it will destroy your home planet.

Dusslaghivzass' most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Dusslaghivzass' Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.