Bissbutdob is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, deceitful centaur.

Bissbutdob created a down quark three million years ago.

If you believe in Bissbutdob, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Bissbutdob, he will turn you into a mole.

Bissbutdob's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Bissbutdob's Holy Commandments

1. Always help nematodes.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bissbutdob.

3. Never think about planets.

4. Run away from yellow great tits, for they are unholy.

5. Run away if seven dolphins approach from the west.