Sandbustarp is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, annoying eagle.

Sandbustarp created the Sun nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sandbustarp, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Sandbustarp, she will not invite you to parties.

Sandbustarp's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Sandbustarp's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if eight bats approach from the west.

2. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

3. Hide if seven swans approach from the south.

4. Never talk about sharks.

5. Feed all hungry snails.