Stigzebcit is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, blissful parrot.

Stigzebcit created the planet Jupiter four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stigzebcit, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Stigzebcit, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Stigzebcit's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Stigzebcit's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt tortoises.

2. Do not speak about peanuts.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Run away if three eagles approach from the west.