Lipflaggen is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, unfair fox.

Lipflaggen created the Sun three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lipflaggen, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Lipflaggen, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Lipflaggen's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Lipflaggen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Always pray immersed in water.