Pangjadmif is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, overgenerous goblin.

Pangjadmif created the world four years ago.

If you believe in Pangjadmif, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Pangjadmif, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Pangjadmif's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Pangjadmif's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. You must never eat pineapples.