Arpgodraw Abdimhap is a god.

She takes the form of a small, wise tortoise.

Arpgodraw Abdimhap created viruses twelve years ago.

If you believe in Arpgodraw Abdimhap, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Arpgodraw Abdimhap, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Arpgodraw Abdimhap's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Arpgodraw Abdimhap's Holy Commandments

1. Horses are not to be trusted.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Arpgodraw Abdimhap must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not make images of living things.