Panbessquim is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, blissful skunk.

Panbessquim created the Sombrero Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Panbessquim, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Panbessquim, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Panbessquim's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Panbessquim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your neck.

2. You must never eat limes.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Panbessquim loves ducks, so they must be honoured.

5. Never think ill of sick seals.