Sigdidbon is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, proud gerbil.

Sigdidbon created the Andromeda Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sigdidbon, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Sigdidbon, it will torture you forever.

Sigdidbon's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Sigdidbon's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about bats.

2. Always make sure there are no geese in a room before entering it.

3. Never think ill of sick goats.

4. Sigdidbon loves mites, so they must be honoured.

5. Do not eat strawberries.