Armditjan is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, humorless camel.

Armditjan created the planet Saturn two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Armditjan, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Armditjan, she will boil you in a big pot.

Armditjan's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Armditjan's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from brown snakes, for they are unholy.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.

3. Always make sure there are no sheep in a building before entering it.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Always help bats in need.