Sagkinyar is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, contented chinchilla.

Sagkinyar created humanity eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Sagkinyar, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Sagkinyar, he will turn you into a puffin.

Sagkinyar's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Sagkinyar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Always look after injured seals.

3. Do not dye your hair blue.

4. Never write about asteroids.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.